But her singing career was filled with the types of coos and purrs that had adolescent boys daydreaming about explosions with 'Olivia Neutron-Bomb.' Take a listen to 'Have You Never Been Mellow?' That song is nothing but a sultry, whispered invitation to relax, Frankie Goes to Hollywood style.

Maybe it was because of her star turn as goody-two-shoes Sandy in Grease. Somehow Olivia Newton-John became the poster girl for '70s wholesomeness, the anti-Farrah. The eyelid, the chin, that bone behind the left ear, the nape of one's neck, the curve at the base of the spine - all good places to practice and all being offered 'til the night closes in.' What happens after that could be something that turns 50 Shades of Grey a few shades red. No one goes straight to toe-sucking on a first date. It's the first indicator for the promise of a relationship. The kiss is an art form we need to preserve, friends. Sure, there are more recent songs to choose from, tunes by acts known for the panty-drop, but where's the ingenuity in that? Besides, how far removed from Bread and America are Coldplay and Ed Sheeran? Same thing, really.Ĭonsider what Exile is proposing here in this ode to foreplay.being kissed all over.

Everyone that thinks their partner could use a musical nudge towards the boudoir. Oh, the list is for them but not only for them. It's not only for the cubs who do their homework and will try to impress the cougars with their 1970s music knowledge. This list is not just for the couples who perk up anytime the Cialis commercial airs.

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